Bin Laden’s Crush

The benign word “fan” comes from “fanatic,” and there’s no bigger fanatic than Osama Bin Laden. Now Whitney Houston will know what Jodie Foster and J.D. Salinger felt like. From a wire service story:

Troubled pop diva Whitney Houston has a new fan – America’s most wanted man, Osama bin Laden.

Kola Boof, the terrorist’s former sex slave, claims in her new book that he was obsessed with the troubled How Will I Know singer.

She revealed to Harpers Bazaar magazine: “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

“He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”

I can just picture it. Osama, pulling up to Whitney’s house in a limo…emerging from the back seat with a basket of poppies… and a submachine gun…

Kola – who until recently wrote for US soap opera The Days of Our Lives – also says Osama wanted to shower her with gifts and convert her to Islam.

The 37-year-old explained: “He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

“He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband – Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”

Kola added: “He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.”

6 thoughts on “Bin Laden’s Crush

  1. I read a little bit of the tabloids, too, and it sure seems like Brown has been and continues to be a terrible influence on Houston. A great musical tragedy…though she has to take responsibility for herself, ultimately. Saw some clip of her on TV recently. Totally wasted. At one time, she had a wildly great shimmering diva voice and was a beauty…have to agree with Bin on that. But he should stay in his cave and mind his own business. He’s nobody’s hero.

  2. C’mon, whatever cave he’s in, he has an Internet connection.

    And you can bet on lonely nights when all the wives have headaches, he trolls the Web for information about exes and women he’s been obsessed with. It’s a guy thing.

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