The benign word “fan” comes from “fanatic,” and there’s no bigger fanatic than Osama Bin Laden. Now Whitney Houston will know what Jodie Foster and J.D. Salinger felt like. From a wire service story:
Troubled pop diva Whitney Houston has a new fan – America’s most wanted man, Osama bin Laden.
Kola Boof, the terrorist’s former sex slave, claims in her new book that he was obsessed with the troubled How Will I Know singer.
“He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”
I can just picture it. Osama, pulling up to Whitney’s house in a limo…emerging from the back seat with a basket of poppies… and a submachine gun…
The 37-year-old explained: “He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.
“He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband – Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”
Kola added: “He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.”